Hollywoodland
Ben Affleck
On March 16, 2000, Franklin County, 53-year-od Ohio resident Robert William
Handley stood before a judge seeking to change his name. The new name he wanted?
Santa Claus. Anyone who has seen a picture of Mr. Handley will confirm that he
looks like the man who shakes when he laughs like a bowl full of jelly – big
white beard, gut, rimmed glasses, and so on. He has been portraying the
fictional character for years, even earning the nickname Santa Bob at the Alpha
Gamma Rho fraternity house where he is a cook. Probate Judge Lawrence Belskis
rejected the application, stating, “'Although thousands of people every year do
take on the identity of Santa Claus around Christmas, the court believes it
would be misleading to children in the community, particularly the children in
the area where the petitioner lives, to approve (the request).” The judge went
on to note that it would traumatize Columbus area children to find Santa’s name
some day in the obituary column. “The sorrow caused from the sight of such an
obituary should be avoided.” Those with a sense of humor can still look forward
to seeing Santa’s death in the newspaper because the jolly one, formally David
Lynn Porter, is a bus driver for the Utah Transit Authority and lives in a small
town just south of Salt Lake City. Washington DC area children will get to morn
the death of Peter Robert Phillips. You might know him better by the name on his
Florida birth certificate and DC driver’s license, Jesus Christ. There is no
word if the local newspaper will have to retract the obit three days later or
who his twelve pallbearers will be. Still, on June 17, 1959, children across
America awoke to newspaper headline proclaiming that Superman was dead. The Man
of Steel was not faster than a speeding bullet when according to the press he
put a revolver to his head and pulled the trigger.
George Reeves portrayed Superman/Clark Kent in the television show, The
Adventures of Superman for five years, 1953-1957. Born George Bessolo in
Woolstock, Iowa, Reeves, at one point in his career was a young actor who big
things were expected. He got his big break in 1943 starring opposite Claudette
Colbert in the Oscar-nominated film So Proudly We Hail. Instead of reaping a
host of great roles, Reeves found himself in uniform for Uncle Sam, where he
exercised his acting chops in such roles as warning soldier on the dangers of
venereal disease. Finding Hollywood crowded when he returned, Reeves slummed in
film like Samson and Deliah and The Adventures of Sir Galahad. So it was little
wonder that when serial actor Kirk Alyn decided not play Superman on the boob
tube, Reeves jumped at the chance. Problem is he became typecast and couldn’t
get another role to spare his life. The only acting work he could get outside of
the show was a guest spot on I Love Lucy where he played Superman. Still,
things were looking up for the actors as the producers of The Adventures of
Superman decided film another season of the series and was scheduled to make a
movie in Spain. Even his personal life was looking up, he was to marry Lenore
Lemmon on June 19th. So it came as a shock when he was pronounced died three
days earlier from a gunshot wound to the head. Was it suicide or murder? The
overarching facts are clear. On June 15, Reeves, Lemmon, and a few guests were
drinking and partying at his home. After one A.M., Reeves went up to bed. A
short time later, a shot rang out. Everyone at the party ran up to the bedroom
and found Reeves sprawled nude across his bed dead with a bullet hole in his
right temple. The medical examiner ruled that the Man of Steel had committed
suicide, but rumors flew around Hollywood that the actor was murdered. These
whispers were so strong, that Reeves’ mother delayed the cremation of the body
for three years so that a proper investigate could be held. It seems Reeves had
a long-term affair with Toni Mannix, the wife of MGM and Loew’s Theaters, Inc.
executive Eddie Mannix, a man known for his connections to the bent nose crowd.
While the affair had come to an end the previous year, Mrs. Mannix did not
handle to well. Superman was so concerned that he even sought out his attorney
on how to handle the situation. There was some evidence to suggest foul play.
There were no fingerprints on the gun. No power burn marks from the gun
surrounding the head wound, suggesting the gun had to be several inches form his
head. The spent shell was discovered under his body and the gun was found
between his feet. It also bothered people that the police were not called until
at least a half an hour after the body had been discovered. This could have
allowed those in the residence a chance to get their stories straight. It was
also strange that the police never bothered to test for gunpowder residue on the
corpus’s hands. The police also found two bullets embedded in the wall. Lenore
claimed that they were the result of her fooling around with his gun a few weeks
earlier. There was no evidence of a break-in and all of the house guests swear
that no one followed him up to his bedroom. Evidence supporting suicide is his
.27 blood alcohol content and a surplus of painkillers that flowed through his
system due to a suffering from a recent car accident. He was also tortured by
severe headaches from said accident and was depressed by having to return to the
Superman series. Was it a jealous Lenore Lemmon? A fatal attraction Toni Mannix?
A gumba hired by Eddie Mannix? Suicide? Truth, Justice & the American Way
follows private detective Lamar Moglio as he investigates what happened.
In many ways the entire making of this film is a Hollywood story. Ben Affleck,
who at one point, looked like the next big leading man, took this roll in an
effort to rebuild his career after several awful career choices and an extremely
public relationship with Jennifer Lopez. In an age old Hollywood story, Affleck
is hoping this small role will allow him the chance to get back on the A list,
get a few more big paydays until he makes one too many bad movies and has to
rebuild his career again. I just hope this rebuilding effort gets moving because
I am getting tired of waiting around for the next installment of Tom Clancy’s
Jack Ryan series and the Daredevil franchise. Add to this, a studio who is on
pins and needles because Warner Brothers, part of the corporation that owns DC
Comics, which created Superman, will be examining this film with a fine-toothed
comb, making sure that no copyrighted material appears in the film.
Verdict: A C/C+ Movie